Parody of 'Scripture Power'

Because I am so lazy, I just want to sit down.
I'm turning up the volume, I'm flipping channels 'round.
Because I have the remote and electricity,
I'm changing what I watch, I'm loving my TV!

Cable power, Lets me watch a show,
Cable power, it's the best, you know!
Cable power, every day I need
The mind numbing effects
Of the big screen!